Adventure Rocket Ship

As I may have opined before, not long after scarring myself for life with a medium-sized burn on my arm, the sort of garden equipment you can buy in shops is generally lacking in oomph.

This may be a good thing, since it would mean you'd have to deal with black-clad Germans lurking around the machinery department of B&Q, beating out industrial polyrhythms on whatever was to hand. "Oi! You! Yes, you with the haircut! Put them spanners down and back away from the dustbins. I've told you before about that!'

However, if you know people who keep supplies of spiral tube in their gardens, then you can make the kit run far better than expected. I believe the only way that would run better would be forced-air induction. Perhaps an old turbocharger and an electric drill? Certainly it shows that once the tinwork is up to operating temperature, piles of wet twigs and leaves will burn just fine.

Yesterday it was cobbles. The day before that, jolly nice Korean grub.

And a daft idea involving techno music that would seem to work without much in the way of hard sums or cutting up 80s consumer electronics. Crivvens!