A man driving a cinema organ at speed

[hirez]

In the future, hand-based foodstuffs (big sarnies, complex baguettes, tiresome burgers) will come with a small field-generator to ensure structural integrity and no sauce/dressing leakage.

When people say that they're about to sally forth and brave the elements, which elements do they mean? Sulphur? A nasty patch of low-lying Vanadium?

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[quercus.livejournal.com]

Element of the day here is helium - great pools of it lying around outside.

I think I saw a penguin hanging off the bird feeder.

[hirez.livejournal.com]

Penguin? Perhaps some Linux zealots are about to make you an offer with a licence you can't refuse.

[quercus.livejournal.com]

You've not met Rachel's brother Dan yet, have you...

[hirez.livejournal.com]

OpenBSD hacker? Humppa!