Jimmy Carr, Lard and you.

[hirez]

http://www.foodmanufacture.co.uk/news/fullstory.php/aid/1890/Oscar_Mayer_sweeps_board_in_SuperMeat_Awards_.html

In further unfortunate 'comedy', I was recently given to understand that Bob Monkhouse turned up at a HP bash and told a procession of sexist jokes before the righteous anger from the followers of Bill & Dave forced him off stage.

And that bastard Carr did a gig at Another.com. Good job we'd been on the free lager. He was shit.

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[sarah-mum.livejournal.com]

I've frequently wondered who at Channel4 is getting deluxe blowjobs and hourly enemas in return for believing that Carr is even remotely amusing.
Meat's too good for him.

We got Giles Brandreth at the last Corporate junket I went to, he was actually quite good due at a) Clearly having been at the gin, b) Blatently ripping it out of the assembled greasy pole-climbers and the entire 'industry awards' nonsence.


Ew, I've just visualised Carr as Monkhouse's 'mini-me'. Pass me the brainsoap.

hourly enemas ?

[sarah-mum.livejournal.com]

I'm sure there should be a 'cocaine' in there somewhere, but chaqune a son goat eh?

Re: hourly enemas ?

[hirez.livejournal.com]

"See that colon? You could eat yer breakfast off that..."