[LJ2ME] Bored

[hirez]

Bored bored bored bored

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[sarah-mum.livejournal.com]

Cricket bat, or Travel Scrabble?

[jarkman.livejournal.com]

The rise of fake Rolex sales is a good thing.

Objects should be appreciated for what they are, not for their branding, and so anything which damages overvalued branding is to be applauded.

Discuss.

[goetia.livejournal.com]

have you completed cowmaze (http://gprime.net/game.php/cowmaze) yet? :P

[hirez.livejournal.com]

Cricket bat. It's a totem thing.

[hirez.livejournal.com]

Yes. I'd like a hooky 'rolex' for the purposes of winding up people with real ones.

Burberry: Well, if you're going to go for volume, you must expect not to like most of your customers.

On the other hand, there used to be a time when Imprezas were dead nice. I guess they still are, but whenever you hear that 'Brooorp' you think 'chavvy scum' rather than 'goes like stink and copes with forestry tracks'. Shame.

Macs: One day it'll be safe to buy one w/o having to wear a bag over your head or insist that you're only going to use the command line. Like 'buying Playboy for the articles' Suuure it's a BSD box...

Just a totem gesture

[sarah-mum.livejournal.com]

Use to hit self firmly in the head.
Repeat.

[hirez.livejournal.com]

No! That would be an ecumenical matter! Arse!

Re: Just a totem gesture

[hirez.livejournal.com]

Mine goes up to eleven.

Or is it a fascist junta?

Viva Il Presidente!

Re: Elephants on tricycles

[sarah-mum.livejournal.com]

'Ere. Didn't you kill my bruvvah?

Re: Elephants on tricycles

[hirez.livejournal.com]

No? Musta bin me, ven.

D'you like the suit? I got it at a shop that specialises in clothes for the fuller figure - It's called MISTER FAT BASTARD. Y'know, I like to keep my ear to the ground regarding fashion, consequently I LISTEN TO A LOT OF DOGSHIT.

You know that loud-quiet-loud-quiet thing indie bands did in the nineties before Nole and Lime took over? Alexei Sayle invented that.

Re: Elephants on tricycles

[sarah-mum.livejournal.com]

And Dara O'Brien apparently.

Last one to Arthur's grave is a rotten egg.

Tararabit.

[quercus.livejournal.com]

I'm up to #21 on the "profi" level. Bastard that it is.

[quercus.livejournal.com]

Nowt wrong with Burberry

Damn good source of cheap top-quality surplus fabric, and it comes in black. It's what my new jacket's made out of.

[jarkman.livejournal.com]

I've got a fake Tag somewhere you're welcome to.

It's startlingly proper-looking. If you like that kind of thing.

[inulro.livejournal.com]

I got stuck at level 12.

[hirez.livejournal.com]

Coo. Ta.

[jarkman.livejournal.com]

You're welcome. But don't get *too* excited!

[the-siobhan.livejournal.com]

I think I made it to 16. Birds were twittering outside the window so I said sod it and went to bed.

[lucifein.livejournal.com]

you could always teach yourself to play something high class on the ruler and table combi ?!?!

[hirez.livejournal.com]

Or indeed listen to the Red Army Choir give a stirring rendition of that perennial favourite 'Machine-gun cart'.