Easily manipulated

[hirez]

• "Your entire neck's a bit of a disaster area" she said, while I kept my eyes closed and tried not to whimper as lumps that felt the size of marbles were eased out of my musculature.
  
  
• "You fat bastard. I thought you were pregnant when you got out of that car..."
  [sigh]
  Mothers, eh? What can you do with them?
  
  
• Bit of a result on the physical creativity front, what? There will probably be constructional photos appearing soon. Initial premise - quercus; enabling tech and sage advice - jarkman; burns, cuts, swearing, misplaced punctuation and (crucially, I think) idiot grin a mile wide - model's own. An acceptable substitute for dressing up, 'dancing' and deafness? The jury's out, but it's working for me. Ok, there's no particular reason why one can't do both, but... I'm not sure.

Comments

[aeia.livejournal.com]

Not as good as eppidurals when you cant feel your legs.

[hirez.livejournal.com]

You're just showing off - most people have to drink nineteen pints to get that sort of result. :p

[sarah-mum.livejournal.com]

Or have their hands removed.

[sheepthief.livejournal.com]

MUMMY!

[quercus.livejournal.com]

MUMMY!

One of the more common reasons for epidurals.

I watched my ex-wife (and mother of offspring) being eviscerated by some descendant of Caesar. With the aid of an epidural, she was watching it too. Now that was impressive.

[sheepthief.livejournal.com]

Yep, and that's part of the reason I chose the term.

[hazeii.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure I'd see losing the feeling in my legs as good, actually!

(I know what you meant;) )