[LJ2ME] Fish

May. 1st, 2004 09:13 pm
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Wythenshawe Apocrypha, lead singer with Emmett Slunge and the Brass Trollops, was not feeling himself. Ordinarily, there'd be a queue of willing and nubile groupies who'd feel any part of him for free, but he'd dismissed them this very morning after a troubling phonecall from the drummer Slargon Trumpfest. Bugger. So, it works with the emulator but not the real 7250. Arseo!

Date: 2004-05-01 02:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quercus.livejournal.com
Wythenshawe Apocrypha; prophecies of doom unearthed in a blue and white owl-patterned soup tureen buried near Alderley Edge.

Condemned as heretical by the Twin Popes of Winchester, they were the instigation behind the Pennine Gnostic Heresies and eventually led to the massacres of the Hebden Bridge Crusade.

Date: 2004-05-01 05:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hirez.livejournal.com
Albert and Dave Pontrilas, The Twin Popes of Winchester, could be relied upon to sign their name to any bogus encyclical or edict that came their way accompanied by a bucket of bunce, a hookey relic or a comely paritioner needing a special 'laying on of hands' in order to cure and infestation of demons. Not that they were twins, conjoined or otherwise, but by the time the magnitude of the cock-up was discovered by the special envoy from the Holy See, it was too late to do anything without bringing the church into any more disrepute than it was already subject to.

(Are we rewriting Rankine, Pratchett or Mike Harding?)

Mind, it was said as recently as 1921 that the Apocrypha were entirely forged by the Twin Popes themselves. A Dr. Tibulous McCavitron, visiting professor of Particle Theosophy from the University of Gartly Station, NSW, was cataloguing manuscripts found in the Wormelow Tump municipal library, when he happened upon a codex which, he alleged, contained details of a conspiracy involving the Twin Popes, the Shrewesbury Illuminati and the Pennine Gnostics.
From: [identity profile] sarah-mum.livejournal.com
Frankly, as audience I neither know nor care, but would like to express my amusment. Please continue.

Yours, SarahMum Superior seconded to the Holy See-I-knew-that-would-happen.

Yeah but....

Date: 2004-05-01 03:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] codepope.livejournal.com
Thanks to your reminder, I popped it on my P900 and it worked. Me Happy Unit. Well, that and getting an actual software release out today.

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