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Earlier this arvo I was outside Ma's, pretending to be a bicycle repair-person, when a strange man hove into view in command of a vintage Fordson Major. Strange man turned out to be Uncle Will, showing off his most recently restored tractor.

"Go on," he said. "You used to drive them all the time..."

'All the time' actually parses out as 'on and off in the school holidays when Pa could be persuaded I wasn't going to break any expensive machinery'. Breaking myself was never a consideration. If duffers best drowned, etc.

So after something like a thirty year break I am back in command of someone else's tractor and trying very hard not to reverse it into the scenery or any of the quite expensive cars that are all carefully parked right in the way.

I am also in command of an idiot grin and laughter that you can hear from the far end of the paddock over the sound of the engine.

Only after I have failed to break it or anything around me do I discover that the thing used to belong to grandfather (Will's dad), so I guess that would be three generations steaming around on the thing over time.

Date: 2013-02-16 03:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valkyriekaren.livejournal.com
I was in Dorset last week and went past the offices of Tractor and Trailer Magazine. It was the most rural things I've ever experienced and I grew up here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crawcrook

Date: 2013-02-16 03:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] athenais.livejournal.com
This I would like to see! Rather handsome machinery, going by the images on Google.

Date: 2013-02-17 08:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] margotmetroland.livejournal.com
Suits you Sir!

Date: 2013-02-18 12:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] athenais.livejournal.com
SO MUCH LOVE

Date: 2013-02-16 04:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nemesis-to-go.livejournal.com
My local WH Smiths stocks Classic Tractor (http://www.classictractormagazine.co.uk/) magazine. I often wonder who in the 'burbs of west London buys it.

Maye it's a snuff porn thing (http://www.classictractormagazine.co.uk/?feature=your-mishaps&pid=125).

Date: 2013-02-17 07:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hirez.livejournal.com
[FX: Looks at pictures.]

Cor bloody hell. It's an illustrated lecture from the HSE.

Date: 2013-02-17 08:21 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] kathbad
Driving tractors, a love you never grow out of*

*please rearrange into a grammatically correct sentence!

Date: 2013-02-17 01:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drpete.livejournal.com
Hurrah for tractors.

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