Crap things I have learned from the internet

[hirez]

I have a vague notion to dig out the record boxes, line up the collected Blue Mondays (Early pressing on stupidly thick vinyl with silver inner sleeve, later pressing with black inner on standard weight plastic, BM88, er, probably another one w/o the floppy-alike cutouts) and photograph them because Someone Is Wrong on Wikipeejah.

On the other hand, what's the point?

Also, there have been enough viral pictures of nude people reflected in the items they're selling that I have become convinced that a photograph will one day reveal that, while I thought I had found clean clothes and donned them in the approved manner, what had actually happened was some odd fugue-state and I had actually been going about my day in fishing waders and a motorcycle helmet.[1]

There are probably other things that the internet has rendered tiresome, but I have stopped thinking about them.



[1] Bluebell bloody Railway.[2]
[2] You are not expected to understand that, and should be thankful.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

[2] oh, but I do understand...

[reddragdiva]

If you want to do that, get it on Discogs first. That way the record nerds will know.

[hirez.livejournal.com]

They already have it right.

[reddragdiva]

Oh good, I'll have to dredge through ...

[bogwitch64.livejournal.com]

It'd be a fashion statement, at least. ;)

[hirez.livejournal.com]

That statement being 'Run awaaaaay!'

[bogwitch64.livejournal.com]

Unless one happens to be partial to fishing waders and motorcycle helmets, of course.

[quercus.livejournal.com]

Understand it? Decades on, and there's some bloke in a hat driving a Rover through my FB

[nemesis-to-go.livejournal.com]

There are two mistakes in this book (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Land-Rover-IIA-Specification-Guide/dp/1847971601). It won't do, you know. Really it won't.

[(Anonymous)]

Bluebell Railway. There's worrying about the Internet being so Noughties, and then there's worrying about a reference so recondite you might as well have chiselled it on the inside the Great Pyramid of Geezah...