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Ethereal is considerably sexier than Petra Verkaik, under certain conditions, anyway. Though the combination of same puts us firmly in Monkeybagel territory. What the hell, maybe the young woman is an expert at debugging arcane protocols right off the wire...
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Andrew Orlowski is Mark E. Smith. Almost coincidentally, he and Danny O'NTK nail the problem with Livejournal.
The answer why they won't shut up is - they're not talking to you. They're talking in the private register of blogs, that confidential style between secret-and-public. And you found them via Google. They're having a bad day. They're writing for friends who are interested in their hobbies and their life. Meanwhile, you're standing fifty yards away with a sneer, a telephoto lens and a directional microphone. Who's obsessed now?
There's a pile of tech-stuff, too, which you'll have to read tomorrow. (And if you don't want to, for heaven's sake get the buggery off my subscriber-list.)
Ethereal is considerably sexier than Petra Verkaik, under certain conditions, anyway. Though the combination of same puts us firmly in Monkeybagel territory. What the hell, maybe the young woman is an expert at debugging arcane protocols right off the wire...
[Mere pseud mag writer]
Andrew Orlowski is Mark E. Smith. Almost coincidentally, he and Danny O'NTK nail the problem with Livejournal.
The answer why they won't shut up is - they're not talking to you. They're talking in the private register of blogs, that confidential style between secret-and-public. And you found them via Google. They're having a bad day. They're writing for friends who are interested in their hobbies and their life. Meanwhile, you're standing fifty yards away with a sneer, a telephoto lens and a directional microphone. Who's obsessed now?
There's a pile of tech-stuff, too, which you'll have to read tomorrow. (And if you don't want to, for heaven's sake get the buggery off my subscriber-list.)
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Date: 2003-10-16 05:05 pm (UTC)Laugh - well, it's pretty cool. But don't try it on large data sets, it runs like a lame three-legged dog with asthma which isn't keen on running and is feeling a bit shagged out today anyway.
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Date: 2003-10-16 05:06 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-10-17 02:54 am (UTC)Also, IMDb says that Petra Verkaik is 37.
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Date: 2003-10-17 03:48 am (UTC)I'd feel shabby and soiled were she some mere twentysomething.
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Date: 2003-10-17 04:59 am (UTC)she's probably about halfway through her life.
Death stalks her ample bosom and (presumably) firm hindquarters, in a metal cover art stylee.