Skrode!

[hirez]

Skrode!

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[jarkman.livejournal.com]

Top banana!

Well, pineapple, but ykwim.

[easterbunny.livejournal.com]

I'm not so sure. There you are in the kitchen on a Sunday morning, quietly slicing bread for toast, and suddenly three philodendrons are right behind you, pointedly not rustling their leaves. They take your toast and silently wheel away.

[jarkman.livejournal.com]

And that is a bad thing how ?

[easterbunny.livejournal.com]

1) Philodendrons are bullies and should be neither encouraged nor enabled, and 2) I like toast.

[jarkman.livejournal.com]

Fair enough. I'm off to build you a kitchen in a tree-house now.

[easterbunny.livejournal.com]

Hurrah! I look forward to icing buns from behind enemy lines branches.

[quercus.livejournal.com]

It's all very well sitting there going "Awww, cute" as they snaffle the odd bit of toast, but just you wait until they start smashing up the bathroom plumbing.

[jarkman.livejournal.com]

That's true. We must *on no account* give them any leaping or flying capability. Reckless bastards.

[sarah-mum.livejournal.com]

Just to be on the safe side, you "gronda" to them.

[samoth.livejournal.com]

And perhaps offer them some drogna?

[nalsa.livejournal.com]

Nono. Things that have double-letters in, like coffee or toffee, but never tea or chocolate.

[nalsa.livejournal.com]

Something about the animated gif is freaking me the hell out, like spiders.

Still, one more thing to put on the arduino hacklist.

[hirez.livejournal.com]

The version in my head is either tracked or has lunar-rover wheels so that it can make its way out of the conservatory and find a nice warm patch of lawn to squat on.

(And also humidity, temp and soil-dampness sensors)

[quercus.livejournal.com]

It would need a large open clutter-free roomspace in which to wander.

Which probably rules out the homes of all of the people capable of making such a best.

Unless we built one capable of handling ParanoiaTowers, which is probably how the Terminators got started.

[hirez.livejournal.com]

Through the usual circumstances I now have Asimov's Three/Four/n Laws sung to the tune of Commando by the Ramones as an earworm.

Bugger.

[sarah-mum.livejournal.com]

Thankfully NOT available in the Ikea catalogue.

[jendama.livejournal.com]

Very nifty. (Of course it wouldn't work in my house, as the cats would be fighting with it for their share of the sun for afternoon sun naps.)

[perlmonger.livejournal.com]

Firewalled against Trancendant interference, one hopes.

[drpete.livejournal.com]

Fabulous.

Utterly fabulous.

[hirez.livejournal.com]

Y'all will probably got the kit to build a V8-powered hydrostatic-drive version capable of shifting a good-sized tree or complete allotment at the end of the month.

Y'know, not that I would want to give anyone ideas or anything...

[valkyriekaren.livejournal.com]

I'm reminded of Houseplants of Gor.