An absolute zero

[hirez]

Am kelvin morgan,

your another name for absoultely gorgeous,male from Maidstone,Kent,am 6 fit tall, I am an outgoing, sensitive, caring , loving guy,i was born in 01 11 1963

i have a wicked sense of humour... and i am truck loads of happiness, joy and pleasures... ild definately be the luckiest guy in the world if you give me a chance to get to know you... ild treat you extremely well that you'ld consider yourself the luckiest gurl in the world... so give me a chance to come into your world sweetie.

I would like to meet someone honest, kind , genuine,funny, interesting,affectionate,sociable,and pleasant looking. and who likes to do varied things ........Life is for living and for sharing with someone special . She must be family friendly and have a decent dress sense. I hope this does n't sound too demanding ! Email me here [A variety of addresses. Our Kelvin is a busy lad, it seems]

Comments

[jarkman.livejournal.com]

He does say he wants a gurl. Perhaps this is a well-disguised Molesworth tribute ?

[eljaydaly.livejournal.com]

Hey! I think I dated him!

[bogwitch64.livejournal.com]

Ok, is this a real singles add or have you created a new character?

[hirez.livejournal.com]

Spam. It would seem that a couple of dozen lucky people were the object(s) of this fellow's unnatural and indiscriminate lusts.

[avocadovpx.livejournal.com]

Yes, but they were all the luckiest guys and gurls in the world.

[aviatrix18.livejournal.com]

I think I met this dude on match.com like 8 years ago. I ran away.

[valkyriekaren.livejournal.com]

Hey! I like varied things! Maybe I should invite him into my world sweetie.

(What is the World Sweetie? Is it a Chewit?)

[jendama.livejournal.com]

I'm sure there are all sorts of illiterate gurls out there who would find him quite charming. And, really, "Kelvin" as in he's hot? // l a m e //