Drug of the nation, etc

[hirez]

The other morning, I walked past a bloke from the 24-hour glazier fitting some temporary chipboard to the shop next to one of the matching kebab emporia, which meant stepping off the narrow pavement while not diving under a bus.

I have watched one too many ${Acronymic and increasingly implausible crime franchise} programmes because my first thought on viewing the grim state of that pavement was 'Ooh. Blood spatter.'

I suspect that the Roman name for Bath was actually 'Bloody hell they're a lairy bunch when they're bladdered.'

Comments

[jendama.livejournal.com]

I'm concerned, what are you doing in an underground facility in Wiltshire?

[dghaem.livejournal.com]

And which direction and speed did said spatter indicate:-))