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“The City of London is finished, the financial centre of the world is moving east. All the money is in Asia. Why would it go back to the west? You don’t need London.”

Which, um, might be an interesting outcome.

Perhaps we could start with some proper socialist government. With apprenticeships and making things. Then queueing, tractors and a glorious five-year plan to mark an end to this futile experiment with capitalism.

(My name's Ben Elton Mark Thomas, etc.)

Date: 2009-01-23 02:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gaius-octavian.livejournal.com
Well of course he would say that - Quantum makes its money betting on currencies falling...

Date: 2009-01-23 02:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dedbutdrmng.livejournal.com
Cull the intelligentsia!



Too far left, do you think? Possibly, a little self defeating also.

Date: 2009-01-23 02:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hirez.livejournal.com
You can't kill the middle class. There would be no-one to buy Agas and Aga-Rangemaster would go out of business.

Date: 2009-01-23 02:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tails-redux.livejournal.com
World markets can crash and burn, just as long as Mark Thomas never starts writing wanky musicals about dad-rock bands ...

Date: 2009-01-23 02:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tails-redux.livejournal.com
Agas would be appropriated for The Peoples' Kitchens!

Date: 2009-01-23 02:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hirez.livejournal.com
The Rayburn is the true cooking (& heating & hot-water) instrument of the proletariat.

Any wholesale Aga-appropriation would also require a materials-handler/JCB.

Date: 2009-01-23 03:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dedbutdrmng.livejournal.com
Central Heating is Capitalist Propaganda.

...albeit even the name is a lie. Though it gives the people the illusion of 'equality' with empty promises of being 'central' and as such available to all and fair. This is a lie propagated to increase oppression! 'Central' heating is little more than a pipe-based metaphor for the evils of the world designed to act as a constant reminder to the working man that he should 'know his place'. The 'Boiler' sits above all. From its position of favour and advantage it holds down the numerically superior radiators with the lagged pipes of Fascism. Yet this goes even further. The radiators calmly accept the boiler as their overseer, unknowingly, they are actually prey to the shadowy manipulations of an elite group of transistors that revel in the sinister title of 'Thermostat'.

Coal fires for the people!

Date: 2009-01-23 03:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tails-redux.livejournal.com
Access to those skills and equipment shouldn't be too difficult for our collective.

Date: 2009-01-23 03:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hirez.livejournal.com
[FX: Sings the red somewhat murky and soot-stained flag]

Date: 2009-01-23 03:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hirez.livejournal.com
Hurrah! Socialist toast and hotpots for all!

(There are probably other things you can cook on one of those, but I can't immediately think of any.)

Date: 2009-01-23 03:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chiller.livejournal.com
If this place goes socialist, I am tunneling out with a spoon.

Date: 2009-01-23 04:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quercus.livejournal.com
Have you seen the all-electric Aga ? 1800W average load, day and night.

It's the SUV of the Shires.

Date: 2009-01-23 04:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hirez.livejournal.com
Yes, there was one at Hillview.

I'm not convinced by Mr. Monbiot's figures.

Date: 2009-01-23 05:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valkyriekaren.livejournal.com
No chance. Your spoons will be requisitioned for the People's Pudding.

Date: 2009-01-23 05:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valkyriekaren.livejournal.com
That sounds more like Enid Blyton than a socialist utopia. Just around the corner there'll be a rosy-cheeked farmer's wife with ham sandwiches and scones and lashings of ginger beer, just you wait.

Date: 2009-01-23 05:25 pm (UTC)

Date: 2009-01-23 05:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hirez.livejournal.com
I'm not entirely sure why a socialist utopia, ham sarnies and lashings are mutually exclusive.

Oh. Wait...

Date: 2009-01-23 05:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] janinemarriott.livejournal.com
i can haz a tractur pleaz? brum brum

Date: 2009-01-23 07:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aoakley.livejournal.com
They're all made in the same factory in Telford anyway. A company founded by Quakers, IIRC, which is as close to socialism as Shropshire ever got.

Date: 2009-01-23 07:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aoakley.livejournal.com
DC's got one. What he saves on rent/mortgage (inheritance, bastard) I imagine he spends on the leccy.

Date: 2009-01-23 08:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hirez.livejournal.com
Yes. It all belonged to Glynwed when I drove past it a few years ago.

Date: 2009-01-23 08:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hirez.livejournal.com
There are/were a pair of Massey-Fergusons in the s/h car dealer's at the bottom end of Lodge Causeway. They've been there a while and so I'm sure they'd be willing to do a deal.

Parking might be a bugger, mind.

Date: 2009-01-23 09:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tails-redux.livejournal.com
Prefer a tad more Passport to Pimlico myself.

Lets hear it for Free Autonomous Zones.

Date: 2009-01-23 09:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hazeii.livejournal.com
Never quote someone with a finger in the pie they're trying to sell you (sic).


Date: 2009-01-23 09:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hirez.livejournal.com
You're a genius...


"But Uncle Quentin, don't you see that you're merely a tool of the military-industrial complex?"

Quentin looked at the earnest faces of the children. It was true. He had thrown himself into his work in order to avoid his own feelings when his daugher, George, had come out as a lesbian.

"A good point, Julian. But surely your public schooling puts you in a similar position vis-a-vis the ruling elite."

Julian started to speak, but Dick interrupted excitedly.

"Uncle! You've not been reading your post. We wrote to you last week when we formed a worker's collective in the lower fifth common room. The people's committee sent a delegation to the Worker's Educational League and they voted to recognise us."

Etc.

It just writes itself.

Date: 2009-01-24 12:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moral-vacuum.livejournal.com
No, it really doesn't. KEEP WRITING.

Date: 2009-01-24 12:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moral-vacuum.livejournal.com
Cull the intelligentsia if they're Polly Toynbee or Goerge Monbiot.

Date: 2009-01-24 01:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spride.livejournal.com
The People's Flag is deepest pink
It's not as red as people think
When times are hard and things are dear
We'll flog the flag to buy more beer.

Date: 2009-01-24 01:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spride.livejournal.com
Did you ever read this (http://www.sundayherald.com/news/heraldnews/display.var.1379965.0.work_as_if_you_live_in_the_early_days_of_a_better_nation.php)?

Date: 2009-01-24 01:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hirez.livejournal.com
I have now. Yes.

When's it from?

Date: 2009-01-24 01:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hirez.livejournal.com
Note for future self: this was the point where you were told to commit Blyton fanfic.

Date: 2009-01-24 07:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spride.livejournal.com
5th May 2007, it seems. Just after the May 2007 election that returned an SNP majority.

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