Halfords book of the dead

[hirez]

There's this alternate universe where personal transport runs by means of the Infernal Combustion Engine. They're mostly controlled by Hieronymus Bosch engine management systems: each flash of a spark-plug is the last emanation of a doomed soul, and the appropriate manual really is the Book of Lies.

(I blame sushidog. And indeed my own rubbish memory if I've posted this before.)

Comments

[gwengothelf.livejournal.com]

That's not an alternate universe...

[malcygoff.livejournal.com]

Bet public transport is cheaper and better there too.