Dairy of a nobody

[hirez]

When slathering Hammerite on bits of garden furniture in a Pooterish way, don't get your hair stuck in the noxious and treacle-like substance in the tin. Although I've now probably got rust-proof hair and it'll last longer than the usual g*th dye-job.

Comments

[jarkman.livejournal.com]

So, like this then ?

http://www.shoppingblog.com/cgi-bin/sblog.pl?sblog=513051

[bogwitch64.livejournal.com]

hahahahaa! That's hilarious. Could you see him with that do??

[hirez.livejournal.com]

Oh, you'd be entirely unsurprised...

[bogwitch64.livejournal.com]

Dearest, I can honestly say that you couldn't do much that would surprise me. Well...maybe cut your hair.

[avocadovpx.livejournal.com]

I'm a little embarrassed to admit I actually use the product they're advertising.

I do not, however, consider myself to have manga hair. At one point it might have been long enough for that, but not recently. And always short in back. Sort of the opposite of a mullet, which is some sort of regional/occupational hazard.

>> the noxious and treacle-like substance in the tin. Although I've now probably got rust-proof hair and it'll last longer than the usual g*th dye-job.

Vidal Sassoon on line one, about some sort of endorsement deal.

>> Smells like white spirit

hirez, I thought you gave up White Russians years ago!

>> "Dairy of a nobody"

Well, the cows may be mostly anonymous, but lots of celebrities these days are bullimic.

[bogwitch64.livejournal.com]

I too have that product in my house, though I don't use it myself--and manga hair is a new one on me. I could have used that stuff though when I used to do my hair in 8 inch spikes. Elmer's is a BITCH to get out of your hair. /g/

[whotheheckami.livejournal.com]

You're so industrial you'd probably shit rivets as an encore! ;@)

[hirez.livejournal.com]

I've got a bag of purple aircraft rivets on the shelf. They're small, but I'm still not necking some to prove a point.