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[hirez]

One of the many mail-lists I'm on is used by a set of machines to mail me status reports. Mice in the grunge-wheels, pain in the diodes on the left hand side, tape autochanger gone on fire again; you know the sort of thing.

Somehow, that address has become subscribed to a random German net-art list, which is where the following URL comes from.

Warning: entirely unsafe for work or brain. The URL is reasonably self-descriptive, and it's probably as bad as you think. On the other hand; huh?

http://www.paetau.com/downloads/TransRatFashion/TransRatFashion.html

Comments

[voidmonster.livejournal.com]

Oh, that wasn't so bad at all.

Admittedly, from the link I was only expecting one of those definition of 'trans'. It's all kind of charming in a horrible way. Up until there's the picture of the bumrat.

Have you seen this (http://blog.makezine.com/archive/2006/11/blood_scarf.html?CMP=OTC-0D6B48984890)?

[hirez.livejournal.com]

I'm not usually one for NSFW linkage, so I'm likely over cautious.

That scarf is really quite disturbing.

[bogwitch64.livejournal.com]

Where do you FIND these things? Ugh, that is yechy. I think krylyr might like it though. /g/

[mr-tom.livejournal.com]

When subcultures collide...

I reckon that the rat-headed thong would be great for a plumber.

[hirez.livejournal.com]

Until yon plumber was called out for a job near an over-enthusiastic terrier...

[moral-vacuum.livejournal.com]

A shame they didn't collide whilst driving very fast cars with leaky fuel tanks.

[lee-chaos.livejournal.com]

My word, what treasure.

Bookmarked, on the off-chance I need to do visuals for a transgender furry party. You never know...

[hirez.livejournal.com]

Glad to be of service. Let me know if you need someone to hold your mp3 box. Or indeed not.

[emmelinemay.livejournal.com]

um. what??

the expression on this (http://www.paetau.com/downloads/TransRatFashion/TransRatFashion26.jpg) rat's face sums it up really.

[miss-soap.livejournal.com]

He appears to have very stretchy arms.

[emmelinemay.livejournal.com]

to reach around.

[hirez.livejournal.com]

[FX: Unfortunate mental picture of Stretch Armstrong]

[miss-soap.livejournal.com]

This (http://www.paetau.com/downloads/TransRatFashion/TransRatFashion14.jpg) just broke my brain.

[emmelinemay.livejournal.com]

there's another one there where the rat looks like it's looking up at the model and going 'why?'

[bogwitch64.livejournal.com]

I just gotta say it--men, whatever their proclivity, are obsessed with their own dicks.