The morning's daft idea

[hirez]

Father Trek.

'Feck off, yer Vulcan gobshite!' etc.

Comments

[sinibar.livejournal.com]

That would be a ecumenical matter, captain...

[mr-tom.livejournal.com]

I'm a priest, Jim, not a doctor!

[garunya.livejournal.com]

Will ye have a cup of tea, Earl Grey, hot, Father?

[jozafeen.livejournal.com]

Warp Speed cap'n? G'wan! G'wan! G'wan!

[dedbutdrmng.livejournal.com]

Drink! Feck! Girls! Will you make is so number one?

[hirez.livejournal.com]

"Right y'are then, Ted."

[dedbutdrmng.livejournal.com]

- Douggie, give me all she's got.

Oooooh, you won't want to be doing that Captain...

-We need to escape this space vortex thing!

We're in space? Sure, I thought we were just going round to Father Dick Byrne's for tea.

[marylemore.livejournal.com]

This would be so, so very perfect!

My firstborn to the one who makes it so!

[dedbutdrmng.livejournal.com]

Hirez is currently my favourite person for thinking of this.

[hirez.livejournal.com]

You are far too kind.

[dedbutdrmng.livejournal.com]

It's provided amusement all day. The mental image of Dougal in a red star trek uniform keeps making me giggle.


I was a coin toss* away from being called Dougle. Without fail anyone who knows me says my mum and dad made the wrong choice.



*I am a bit spaced out due to horse strength pain killers and wrote 'toin coss' here and couldn't work out why it was wrong.

[hirez.livejournal.com]

:)

[redcountess]

*grin* apiphile has been threatening Father Ted slash.

[moral-vacuum.livejournal.com]

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.

[adamw]

She had better not...

(hirez: nicely done. You've provided the first good moment of humour today...)

[moral-vacuum.livejournal.com]

"Feck" sounds like a Vulcan name...

[hirez.livejournal.com]

"So you see, subcommander Feck, this planet is small but close at hand, while that gas-giant is far away."

[moral-vacuum.livejournal.com]

Planet of the Spider-Babies.

[hirez.livejournal.com]

[FX: Hysterics]

[dedbutdrmng.livejournal.com]

"Dougle, I can't believe you brought that on board! You know how Admiral Brennan feels about Tribbles."

[spride.livejournal.com]

WIth four arses.

[dedbutdrmng.livejournal.com]

*snorts tea all over the Keyboard*

[hirez.livejournal.com]

Phew! Rock and roll!

[dedbutdrmng.livejournal.com]

It's crack tea.

Honest.

Do you want a sentence mate? I'll do you one for a fiver come on. Buy a sentence of us - I'll do you a fragment if you want. Come on, I need the cash for a cup of tea...

[hirez.livejournal.com]

"I'll not spend it on toner or paper or owt like that, honest. I'll swear on my editor's life..."

[dedbutdrmng.livejournal.com]

"Got any blank pages on you?"

[dj-alexander.livejournal.com]

Drink! Feck! Arse! Orions!

[tails-redux.livejournal.com]

Next you'll be on about ...

Zombie Terry & June

I Know What You Did Last of the Summer Wine

.. and other popular culture mashups

[hirez.livejournal.com]

Yes!

A pack of tiresome American teenagers are pursued across the Yorkshire countryside by three bumbling old men. The teens meet Earnshaw, the Yorkshire Grim Reaper, in a variety of amusing ways. Comedy gold.