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Don't make me name the people who've already tried to involve me in this malarkey. (Someone on niceboots might like to point to this...)

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Jimmy Carr, Lard and you.

http://www.foodmanufacture.co.uk/news/fullstory.php/aid/1890/Oscar_Mayer_sweeps_board_in_SuperMeat_Awards_.html

In further unfortunate 'comedy', I was recently given to understand that Bob Monkhouse turned up at a HP bash and told a procession of sexist jokes before the righteous anger from the followers of Bill & Dave forced him off stage.

And that bastard Carr did a gig at Another.com. Good job we'd been on the free lager. He was shit.