A post-pub disappoinment

[hirez]

Some years ago, I was rather put out to discover that rather than being about an international assassin with a glamorous companion, 'The hitman and her' featured that well-known Deltic collector Pete Waterman playing grim disco at lurching proles.

"There's a price on yer 'ead, facker, an' I'm 'ere ter collect. But first here's a bangin' disco plate from Sinitta."

At best, television can only ever be slightly disappointing.

Comments

[eljaydaly.livejournal.com]

And my first thought is that it sounds ungrammatical. Pfeh. I'm such a pop culture moron.

I take it there weren't any whackings?

[hirez.livejournal.com]

Not in the Noo Joisey sense, no.

There were probably 'are you looking at my bird you nonce?' inspired scuffles off-camera.

[d-floorlandmine.livejournal.com]

Well, given that news item the other week about the bloke from Blue Traveller and his armouried-up 4x4, it's not entirely beyond the bounds ...

[tails-redux.livejournal.com]

Live from the Rooftop Gardens in Wakefield ....

[quercus.livejournal.com]

The "No you bitch, I want to be the next Queen of kiddie-friendly wildlife TV" career-reinvention bitchfight between vacuous TV Her and the other vacuous TV Her on the Ark*v* launch was fun though.

[hirez.livejournal.com]

Handbags at twenty paces underneath the plastic badgers?

[moral-vacuum.livejournal.com]

The hit man and....christ alone knows what.