Damage Barton and the unspeakable Benson

[hirez]

Ha. Stymied.

Can I be unreasonably pleased that where once there was an off-white blob of lardy beergut, there's now (some) muscle definition? Jolly good. Farewell, love-handles. You won't be missed.

(There was actually a reason other than pure vanity for this. It seemed somehow asymmetric that other people were attractive (in the Western European mode) while I remained globular and misshapen. Call it a very odd street-art project.)

I should write some words, instead of staring uselessly at a computer or the telly. Still, I'm looking forward to the OU programme on non-Euclidean geometry. Hopefully presented by a visiting professor from Miskatonic University.

Comments

[hazeii.livejournal.com]

You won't learn much from non-euclidean geometry (other than get a head start of the next thrust of the creationists: Science is clearly flawed, see, the corners of a triangle don't always add up to 180, therefore God exists).

[jarkman.livejournal.com]

When he tells you to press your hand to the diagrams on the screen, don't.

[hirez.livejournal.com]

I fear wikipedia was rather scathing about the whole thing.

Fuck them. It's calcified usenet with all the poetry and soul one might expect from such a thing.

Lardy Lovehandles

[noondaydemon.livejournal.com]

Yes, I've got a similar anti-blobular scheme which is to not go up in clothing size:-)