Christo Nabike
Apr. 8th, 2006 04:29 pm

Mid January at the top and the start of April below.
There's a feeling (that I shall call uncomfortable) one becomes familiar with when one's beer-gut becomes large enough to possess momentum of its own. I'm more than a little pleased to admit that I'm now unfamiliar with that feeling. Ha!

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Date: 2006-04-08 04:19 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-08 04:38 pm (UTC)After my petit bourgeois fulminations yesterday, I can't really indulge in spivvery, profiteering or other fifth-columnist behaviour.
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Date: 2006-04-08 04:44 pm (UTC)I have discovered that every print shop in the world that hasn't gone bust will put anything you like onto any object you like. I got a couple of very nice custom mugs done myself, 16 quid the pair posted to me. (Bounce when dropped, proven winners in dishwasher conkers although I've yet to put one up against the as yet undefeated Denby.) I'm now contemplating surprising people with a random mug delivery ideally suited to them personally.
But a found mug for lard ... that's a thing of beauty.
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Date: 2006-04-08 05:37 pm (UTC)The shop also had a box of talking Elvis mugs. I avoided those, since they'd only be quickly smashed with hammers.
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Date: 2006-04-08 06:17 pm (UTC)Mind, they were three quid each, so I'd have to make sure they were sent to people who'd really done a bang-up job of earning my ire.
I fear I know the very people, too.
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Date: 2006-04-08 04:39 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-08 04:46 pm (UTC)I shall have to obtain some suitable found object, it's clear.
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Date: 2006-04-08 05:36 pm (UTC)And feel free. Sending people strange things is always good value.
Apart from when the humourless fuckers entirely fail to understand what's going on and ring up in an aggrieved tone to bang on about it: "What does it mean? Do you think that's supposed to be funny?" Clueless thickie cow. Jayzus, I had some rubbish 'friends' once.
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Date: 2006-04-08 05:11 pm (UTC)Speaking of exploding things, you heading into town to see the fireworks tonight?
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Date: 2006-04-08 05:41 pm (UTC)I think we're having a quiet fester this even. The running business really does take it out of a chap.
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Date: 2006-04-08 05:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-08 10:02 pm (UTC)OTOH the other option was to replace large sections of clothing again, and that was Just Not On.
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Date: 2006-04-09 12:34 pm (UTC)What would have set those off perfectly would have been a giant disco ball hanging from the tower crane.