Harold and Cindy hospital.

[hirez]

Dear Christ I am monumentally drunk.

Now would be a good time for odd things. Yes.

Comments

[miss-soap.livejournal.com]

YAY!

Tell me your deepest secrets.

[hirez.livejournal.com]

What, again?

Um... I am at one with trannydom. It's taken long enough.

I don't want to follow any g*thbands, I want to follow Le Tour.

[miss-soap.livejournal.com]

Will you come and have tea and scones when we've moved in and the house doesn't look like a discarded set from 'The Good Life'? [Although someone did suggest to me the other day that I am quite Margot, which I'm not sure is a good thing]

[jarkman.livejournal.com]

Oh, we know all that old scandal. We need new scandal.

For example, tell us what you *really* think about ants...

[hirez.livejournal.com]

Absolutely. Love to. As long as there's somewhere to put the Saab (It may be a 15 year old shed, but it's my 15 year old shed), I'm good.

Margot? I don't think so. D'you wear fawn a lot?

[hirez.livejournal.com]

Six legs confusing, four-wheel drive best.

Architecturally, a hive-mind must be like a message-passing OS. Rather like the AmigaOS. I look forward (technically) to Dragonfly BSD - once one's got used to something like the Amiga, writing code for anything else is like munching on a packet of biscuits when you'd rather have something else.

[sx23.livejournal.com]

Kangaroo, skippy roo
Dozing in the mid-day sun
There is someone close to you
Guess who's playing just for fun?

[hirez.livejournal.com]

I would have though you would have caught the importance of hair
Folded in chains simply explains your cigarette not yet
(cigarette, heartache, cigarette)

[miss-soap.livejournal.com]

Did Margot wear a lot of fawn? Apparently I have the same demeanour, whatever that means. I don't think Paul makes the appropriately browbeaten husband though.

Oh, and we have off-street parking, so the Saab will be fine.

[hirez.livejournal.com]

I think so, but I may be misremembering the other thing that Ms Keith was in.

(Mumble)

Rah!

[miss-soap.livejournal.com]

To The Manor Born?

[hirez.livejournal.com]

That's the fellow.

The (mumble) collapses to 'You & Paul are not Margot and Jerry. Not even slightly.'

[sx23.livejournal.com]

Ooooh. Good comeback...

[spride.livejournal.com]

Any man that can do an è on LJ isn't that drunk.

I see your QuickStep Davitamon and raise you a Saeco Killer. Festina lente towards the Berry Floor.