Sound of Hinge and Bracket
Dec. 9th, 2004 07:52 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
hirezHoskyns (Obscure Flight International joke), my batman, reports that large carnivorous plants have occupied the previously empty swimming pool. Accordingly, I have asked to be moved to the Wyndham Rooms for the remainder of my sojourn here.
If I said that 'grilled buffalo mozarella with red pepper on tomato ciabatta' was just cheese on toast (Worcester sauce? Don't go mad, Rhodri), would a foodie explode? Would it explode with an avocado jus or would there be a drizzling of something?
Dear god, this cappuchino's fine. I'd write pr0n in the style of Ballard, had Ballard not already done so.
It's just a great shame that I'm surrounded by people who'd have their wives shop for them at Old Navy if they possibly could. Surely there should be a way of arranging that a section of my F-L ended up in a fully-catered middle of nowhere for a week with nothing but bandwidth, alcohol and self-loading management taunting cannons for amusement. Pearls before slime.
If I said that 'grilled buffalo mozarella with red pepper on tomato ciabatta' was just cheese on toast (Worcester sauce? Don't go mad, Rhodri), would a foodie explode? Would it explode with an avocado jus or would there be a drizzling of something?
Dear god, this cappuchino's fine. I'd write pr0n in the style of Ballard, had Ballard not already done so.
It's just a great shame that I'm surrounded by people who'd have their wives shop for them at Old Navy if they possibly could. Surely there should be a way of arranging that a section of my F-L ended up in a fully-catered middle of nowhere for a week with nothing but bandwidth, alcohol and self-loading management taunting cannons for amusement. Pearls before slime.
