Smellovision. (Slight return)

[hirez]

Oh. Yeah. You recall the other month (thus about three posts back here, what with one thing and another) I was bumbling on about the spod-wing ponging extra worse than usual, and how I had been firmly told that it couldn't possibly be a dead rat in the works?

It was a dead rat in the works, that had to be removed from the relevant pipe with compressed air.

I can only hope there was a fountain of well-rotted rat parts as it exited the guts of the building.

Comments

[mimmimmim.livejournal.com]

You know, I'm glad we only had milk leaking through our ceiling!

[inulro.livejournal.com]

I'm not 100% convinced that's much better!

[hirez.livejournal.com]

If we didn't already know it was gormless people with no understanding of physics (You can do your own gamer-bloke-gaze 'jokes'), then you could totally sell that as a haunting.

[silentq.livejournal.com]

Ugh!
On Saturday a friend was sharing pictures of the rat foot that had been clogging their bathroom drain - no one was willing to ask questions about where the rest of the rat had ended up. :-/

[stevenothing.livejournal.com]

Reminds me of a tale at work, about a large family of rats that had built their nest in the generator. This was discovered when the generator was turned on for a periodic test, and they then needed to schedule some downtime to clear all the bits of rat out.

[mr-tom.livejournal.com]

I trust Sir will be migrating from Dead Rat to some form of Beardian?