Memo to self (n of m)

[hirez]

(Probably also s of the t that I have written before)

When you can no longer read screens without peering at the things like a wanking tortoise, go and get your head and neck thoroughly massaged. Then you will be able to focus, both mentally and physically.

I'll bet it's done my eyeball pressure some good, too.

Comments

[valkyriekaren.livejournal.com]

Head and neck massages are great.

[loraine.livejournal.com]

I now have disturbing images in my head of a wanking tortoise...

[mr-tom.livejournal.com]

Presumably he would take Captain Picard to walking speed.

[Ed: Fixed egregious typo]

[bogwitch64.livejournal.com]

I hate massages. Yetch. Just can't deal with them. The ONE time I let someone massage my head, I got the worst-kill-me-please headache I've ever had. It was so bad I could barely see straight.

[hirez.livejournal.com]

Glad to be of service.

[hirez.livejournal.com]

I thought it was all pish until I was in receipt of one that worked. Made me deal with some daft body-image issues, too.

On the other hand, the well-meaning but gormless Chiropracter who triggered a Proper Migraine really did his trade no favours.

[moral-vacuum.livejournal.com]

Shoulder tension leads to neck tension needs to the entire scalp becoming a hood of PAIN. At its worst I have ridges of knotted muscle on the side of my head and my eyebrows are half way up my forehead like I've had cheap face-work done. Massage is the only thing that keeps me going, sometimes.

People say "well you should learn to relax". Yeah, right, if I haven't managed by 39 it so ain't gonna happen.

[hirez.livejournal.com]

That's the one.

People do talk some right old bollocks sometimes mostly.