Ten minutes behind the cool kids.

[hirez]

A friend used to have (maybe still does. Who can say?) a thing for 'Two months off' by Underworld. I finally listened to it properly about ten minutes ago and now I'm filled with this wierd ache for things that didn't quite happen.

I will listen to more music like this so summer will turn up. Yes. Bittersweet. That is what it feels like.

I had my hair pruned at the weekend. There's about half of it left.

I believe I would like to set up a website that's only open from nine 'til half-five. It'll be closed on Wednesday afternoons and all day Sunday. I believe I was tangentially inspired by this thread on the Postfix list.

Mad thing.

Bad thing.

(Well, I say 'bad'. I mean 'batshit fucking insane and with any luck your entire fucking culture is doomed you malignant lackwits')
(Grim article. Don't read it. Especially don't read the comments. I mean really.)

Comments

[moral-vacuum.livejournal.com]

I had my hair pruned at the weekend. There's about half of it left.

So you now look like Phil Oakey circa 1979?

[hirez.livejournal.com]

That would be an ecumenical matter.

[bogwitch64.livejournal.com]

I have no words for the BAD THING. My heart hurts. My eyes are leaking. What the FUCK, man? Seriously.

Ten minutes behind the cool kids.

[cybermule.livejournal.com]

That website would be very popular in North Wales

[diffrentcolours]

My work's pensions site is only available during working hours.

[aca.livejournal.com]

Perhaps it should also only serve one visitor at a time, and you are assigned a number when you arrive?

[hirez.livejournal.com]

Perhaps. Or no more than three schoolchildren at a time.

Which means there should probably be a sign for Regal tabs, Cresta in a noisy fridge and an old copy of Exchange & Mart.

[aca.livejournal.com]

You see, all of this sounds like it could work really well :)

[easterbunny.livejournal.com]

Tears here, too. That is abhorrent.

[hirez.livejournal.com]

Apologies to both for pointing at it.

[jendama.livejournal.com]

". . . now I'm filled with this wierd ache for things that didn't quite happen." I LOVE this! The sentiment would be a great opening for a novel or short story.

Re the train thing, I'd take it to Siberia but not to China.

Re the other thing, ugh. I chose not to have children so I cannot point fingers at those that do. However, with regard to population control, I do view those who deliberately put more on the Earth than they are taking off as a bit selfish. Even with that, I cannot condone selectiveness to the extent that it causes critical societal oddities and mass cultural breakdown. But I'm not in charge of things, so, hey . . .