A likely story.

[hirez]

You know, the Ikea catalogue is a useful source of alien-ish names.

Were I actually inspired to write something, which of course is a ludicrous idea.

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[tails-redux.livejournal.com]

Shelves called Lack says something about the modern condition.

[nalsa.livejournal.com]

I was always amused by coathangers called Knob, but then I am six years old.

[aoakley.livejournal.com]

Last week's Torchwood radio play "Asylum" featured a girl from a future where Scandinavian words has become trendy teenage slang. It worked remarkably well, giving her a definite other-worldly quality.

Unfortunately the bloke at the Beeb who encoded the MP3s for download off their website managed to completely munge all stereo depth.

[jendama.livejournal.com]

Hmm. Whenever I think of our many Billy bookcases (which I think you have as well), it conjures up the anatomically correct gay doll: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_doll