Leaking in from another universe:

[hirez]

The Martin-Marinetti Futurist Rocket Corps.

The payload of each projectile is an artist who will record the furious noise of rocket propulsion.

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[sarah-mum.livejournal.com]

Before The Pub Landlord, Al Murray used to do a fine act along these lines.

[hirez.livejournal.com]

Baldy, shouting Futurist? How queer.

"So that's hygiene of mechanised warfare for the gentleman and a symphony of factory whistles or a futurist meal of coal for the ladies..."