Natch I up landlord

[hirez]

Dear rest-of-humanity, please stop greeting every unexpected but reasonably explicable happening with the phrase "John, what have you done now?". While it's rather nice to be assumed to be weakly godlike, I am in no way responsible for the effects of the wind or VirginMedia's shonky IP provision, and my computer is not able to restart fires at a distance. Please begin to think before speaking, otherwise I shall be forced to employ sarcasm and/or comic juxtaposition.

[Poll #1003865]


Random other media object of the week: Radio four talk to some ex BRIXMIS types. All very fine.