I much prefer the New Order version

You know those sorts of people who change their credit cards regularly so they can have '0% on balance transfers' and are probably on first name terms with the servers at fondle-my-wedge.co.uk?

I'm not one of them.

I mean, I know there are many people who think interesting talk about, I don't know, cold-war architecture or Ruby modules is akin to glossolalia and you can more or less see the point when the shutters go down in their heads.

That's me when it comes to talk of a financial nature.

(Obvs. it is Treasonable Talk to opine that not running a balance on yr plastic is a better idea than playing pass the parcel with a bucket of unexploded debt...)