Treasonable Talk (post-goth edition)

"Whenever I come across the phrases 'Cyber-terrorism' or 'Cyber-attack', I tend to assume a sequence of dreadful crimes perpetrated by excitable, neon-dreaded types in unfortunate trousers and goggles that do not conform to BS EN 166. Then I remember that they were all hairdressers and the only crimes of which they were capable were those against fashion."