Homburg

Dear feckwit alleged religious alleged nutter. Air travel is tiresome enough. Now it'll be entirely impossible to fly to the US without getting yr arse inspected. Unless you're white and American of course. Mind, it sounds like some Dutch geezer went all Smeato and jumped up and down on your head in order to 'put the fire out'. Quality work there.

I didn't realise that 419s were paying for shit terrorism.


Dear BBC. 'Kees' is pronounced 'Case' you useless quasi-imperialist tossbags. Still, yer man's accent made me go all nostalgic.


That revolving present-thing on the BBC weather? I thought it was a power-up at first.