AWOL

"We're living in the present that JG Ballard imagined for us." (Will Self, badly remembered by JH-R)

... Which makes perfect sense to me, of course.

Fine stuff. SB Show theme unchanged since the time it was on far too late and besides you've got school in the morning. However, MBragg looks to have aged thirty years in ten minutes, which was a bit jarring.

Traffic report with Neasden Postlethwaite

Dear minging lardy 'driver' of the sludge coloured five-series: If you want to accelerate wildly round a parked car while re-tuning the wireless and holding up the other hand to block the early morning sunlight, please try it far away from me. There's a good girl. Oh, I might also add that you can get a Variety Club Sunshine Bus up that road while leaving space for parked cars and pushbikes, so you've got no bloody excuse at all. Perhaps the combination of excess lard and pressure from your big eighties secretary glasses has conspired to squeeze all your 'brains' from your ears?

Elsewhere: No, I'm not going to watch this 'completely mad' video you found. Bugger off.