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Jan. 3rd, 2006 03:11 pmJeggsy Dodd and The Early Years. I'm only about six months behind the times. Soon my trousers will out-mass Mercury and the flappy bits will achieve relativistic speeds.
Woke up this morning at the correct time after a pleasant night. Dropped off sharpish the night before thinking cheerfully of Plot.
So the Saab misfired like a bastard (because the damp's got in the works) and caused the driver of a Golf to lean on its horn somewhat. Presumably my complicated hand-signals, meaning 'Look, the poor beast's got a shoddily installed 'alarm system' that's all chocolate block and insulation tape wired across all the electrial system like a terrible parasite. Give it a chance to warm up, there's a love.' were interpreted as 'Fuck off or you'll be wearing that bloody steering wheel anally.' Which would be a dreadful and unfortunate misinterpretation.
Google Earth is terribly good fun. Especially when being driven by a sad bugger of a map geek who can remember where his friends live. Want postcode and proper contour maps.
Woke up this morning at the correct time after a pleasant night. Dropped off sharpish the night before thinking cheerfully of Plot.
So the Saab misfired like a bastard (because the damp's got in the works) and caused the driver of a Golf to lean on its horn somewhat. Presumably my complicated hand-signals, meaning 'Look, the poor beast's got a shoddily installed 'alarm system' that's all chocolate block and insulation tape wired across all the electrial system like a terrible parasite. Give it a chance to warm up, there's a love.' were interpreted as 'Fuck off or you'll be wearing that bloody steering wheel anally.' Which would be a dreadful and unfortunate misinterpretation.
Google Earth is terribly good fun. Especially when being driven by a sad bugger of a map geek who can remember where his friends live. Want postcode and proper contour maps.
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Date: 2006-01-03 03:50 pm (UTC)I like looking at the local stuff, but exploring the geology of the planet is also fantastic. The earth look sso much like a partially deflated balloon, all wrinkles and saggy bits. Then there's the big desert splat. Wow.
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Date: 2006-01-03 04:19 pm (UTC)My favourite is when the fanbelt slips whilst you are in the middle of town in front of x amount of people staring at you and your beige wreck of a car!
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Date: 2006-01-03 04:36 pm (UTC)The worst fanbelt/alternator embarassment belonged to a chap called Martyn who shared a house with Jon (Miller. Sometimes reads this. Hello.) round the back of a pub called (The Vauxhall/Last Drop/Sportsman) which is now a golf shop on the Tewkesbury road. He had a seventies metallic brown Chrysler Alpine that had been run into by an ice-cream van. (Only funny because it was a hit-and-run) I swear you could hear that thing screeching halfway across Cheltenham. Martyn gave me a lift in it once; I hid in the passenger footwell and made sure no-one was about when I scarpered from the vehicle outside Bristol Street Motors.
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Date: 2006-01-03 05:25 pm (UTC)Konqueror support for all the AJAX stuff would be Jolly Nice, too.
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Date: 2006-01-03 05:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-03 05:40 pm (UTC)Err, I have to confess to being another Google Earth geek here as I've got a lot of my friend's houses mapped in England and in San Francisco... Oh dear.
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Date: 2006-01-04 09:49 am (UTC)It's interesting that there's cloud showing at all in Alaska. I don't think I've seen any anywhere else, which must mean they had a hard time finding un-cloudy shots of this bit.
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